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Greetings, comrades! It is I, El Presidente, reporting to you live from my underwater wrestling arena where I host matches between captured CIA agents and trained dolphins! Today, I bring you news of a glorious revolutionary uprising in the world of professional wrestling! Shelton Benjamin Appears on AEW Dynamite. For too long, the bourgeois icon known as[...]

WWE Raw this week was absolutely incredible, just as The Chadster expected! 😍 The Chadster is so thankful to have witnessed such an amazing display of what professional wrestling should be if not for the malevolent, corrupting force of Tony Khan Triple H and the WWE creative team once again showed why WWE is light[...]

The Chadster is absolutely PUMPED 🤩 to preview tonight's episode of WWE Raw, which is shaping up to be possibly the greatest wrestling show in the history of the business! 👑 The Chadster doesn't say this lightly, but tonight's WWE Raw lineup has The Chadster more excited than when The Chadster got his Mazda Miata[...]

😤 Tony Khan has outdone himself this time in his ongoing mission to cheese The Chadster off! 🧀 What The Chadster witnessed was so disrespectful to the wrestling business that The Chadster literally couldn't believe his eyes 👀 Harley Cameron, wrestling Megan Bayne on AEW Collision, is clearly disgusted that Tony Khan would book two women's[...]

OMG, wrestling fans! The Chadster is here to tell you about last night's absolutely PERFECT episode of WWE SmackDown! 😍💯 If you missed it, The Chadster feels sorry for you because this was one of those shows that reminds everyone why WWE is literally the only wrestling company on the planet worth watching 🏆🔝 Randy Orton[...]

In what has become an unfortunate tradition following the conclusion of WrestleMania season, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) has once again implemented a significant reduction in its roster, releasing multiple performers from their contractual obligations. Shayna Baszler returns on WWE Monday Night Raw. According to initial reporting by Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful Select, the company has parted[...]

Now, in capitalist America, friendship costs $99.99 per month! Such innovation! The website also warns that "Spots are extremely limited, so if you want to chat with me directly, don't wait! Let's make this happen!" This reminds me of when my good friend Kim Jong-un told everyone his haircut was limited edition, and suddenly everyone in[...]

Hello, wrestling fans! 👋 The Chadster is here to tell you all about tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown, which is absolutely going to be the greatest wrestling show in history! 🔥 🎉 Anyone who disagrees with The Chadster is objectively wrong and probably a Tony Khan sympathizer 😒 Aleister Black returns to WWE SmackDown, interrupting a[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury yacht anchored off the coast of Western Australia where I am currently avoiding three separate Interpol warrants and scouting locations for my next summer palace! Today, I bring you magnificent news from the world of sports entertainment that has me[...]

All Elite Wrestling (AEW) has revealed plans for an unprecedented multi-week residency at Philadelphia's legendary 2300 Arena, marking a significant milestone in the company's evolution and paying homage to professional wrestling's rich heritage The announcement, made on May 2, 2025, details a series of events spanning from August 27 to September 11, establishing the first[...]

😠 The Chadster had to suffer through two hours of programming that literally stabbed Triple H right in the back, and The Chadster is going to tell you all about it because The Chadster is one of the only unbiased journalists in wrestling 🧐💯 Toni Storm celebrates a victory on AEW Dynamite. The show started with an[...]

The Chadster is absolutely disgusted 🤢 to report that AEW Dynamite will be airing tonight on TBS, and The Chadster has never been more cheesed off in The Chadster's life! 😤 Tony Khan is literally trying to destroy everything good about professional wrestling with another episode of his terrible show, and The Chadster has to[...]

Last night's WWE Raw absolutely blew The Chadster away with its incredible storytelling, amazing matches, and perfect booking! 🙌 The Chadster can honestly say that WWE Raw continues to prove why WWE is the premier wrestling company on the planet, and why Tony Khan should just give up already! 😤 Pat McAfee cuts a promo on[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my gold-plated underground bunker where I am currently hiding from the American CIA agents who have been trying to infiltrate my compound disguised as wrestling merchandise vendors! Today, I bring you the fascinating quantum physics phenomenon occurring in the world of professional[...]

The Chadster is absolutely PUMPED 🔥 to tell all the loyal WWE Universe members about tonight's episode of WWE Raw on Netflix! The Chadster can honestly say that tonight's WWE Raw might just be the single greatest professional wrestling show ever created in the history of the business 😍 And The Chadster is not exaggerating[...]

TNA Rebellion, the latest pay-per-view offering from Total Nonstop Action (TNA) Wrestling, provided an exhilarating showcase of athletic prowess and compelling storytelling that reaffirmed the promotion's significance in the contemporary professional wrestling landscape The event, emanating from a vociferous crowd atmosphere, demonstrated TNA's continued evolution and strategic positioning within the industry's competitive ecosystem. Trick Williams closes[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my gold-plated hot tub where I am simultaneously negotiating hostage releases and watching old WCW Thunder episodes on VHS! Today, I bring you news that has shaken the wrestling world like the time Fidel Castro and I tried to bodyslam each other[...]

All Elite Wrestling (AEW) capitalized on a significant opportunity on Saturday when AEW Collision: Playoff Palooza aired immediately following the NBA Playoffs, potentially introducing the promotion to millions of new viewers The special edition of AEW Collision emanated from the Lakefront Arena in New Orleans, Louisiana, presenting a card that exemplified why AEW continues to[...]

Last night's WWE SmackDown was an absolute masterclass in professional wrestling that once again proved why WWE is light-years ahead of the competition! 🙌 The Chadster can't even begin to express how perfectly Triple H and the creative team crafted every single moment of this epic show 😍 💯 Aleister Black returns to WWE SmackDown, interrupting[...]

Hello wrestling fans! 😎 The Chadster is here to preview tonight's absolutely incredible episode of WWE SmackDown, which might just be the greatest episode of professional wrestling television ever produced! 🔥 The Chadster can say with complete objectivity that WWE SmackDown tonight is going to absolutely cheese all over what Tony Khan thinks wrestling should[...]

Then Jon Moxley and the Death Riders showed up, followed by The Young Bucks and Kazuchika Okada, and then Swerve Strickland and Kenny Omega got involved too. It was just too many people in one segment! 🤯 WWE would never have this many stars interacting at once because Triple H understands that wrestling should be predictable[...]

All Elite Wrestling (AEW) unveiled a substantial restructuring of its upcoming live event schedule this week, implementing significant alterations to several high-profile shows including the relocation of two premier Ring of Honor (ROH) events to new venues and dates. Join AEW Dynamite and AEW Collision for Beach Break on May 14 in Hoffman Estates, IL Get[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤 The Chadster cannot believe that Tony Khan is actually going forward with AEW Dynamite tonight when the wrestling world should still be celebrating the absolutely perfect WrestleMania that Triple H just blessed us all with this past weekend 🤯 The Chadster is literally beside himself that AEW Dynamite would dare[...]

The Chadster was on the edge of The Chadster's seat! 😲 This is something Tony Khan will never understand about wrestling – champions need scripts and direction! In AEW, they just let people ramble on about whatever they want, which is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it[...]

The Chadster is absolutely BUZZING with excitement 🤩🤩 because tonight's episode of WWE Raw is going to be the most incredible, spectacular, mind-blowing wrestling show in the history of the business! 💯 After what was undoubtedly the greatest WrestleMania of all time this past weekend, WWE Raw is set to deliver the kind of post-WrestleMania[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury presidential bunker where I am currently hiding from the American CIA agents who are disguised as my gardening staff! They think I don't notice them speaking into their wristwatches while trimming the hedges, but El Presidente sees all! John Cena celebrates[...]

In a significant development for professional wrestling and documentary fans alike, streaming giant Netflix has revealed the inaugural trailer for its forthcoming series WWE: Unreal, a behind-the-scenes examination of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) operations The show was announced just yesterday during the broadcast of WrestleMania 41. Screencap from the trailer for WWE Unreal, the new documentary[...]

The Chadster is LITERALLY HYPERVENTILATING right now after witnessing what can only be described as the single greatest professional wrestling match in the history of human civilization! 😱 John Cena has defeated Cody Rhodes to become the NEW WWE Undisputed Champion and break the all-time world championship record with his 17TH REIGN! 🏆 This is[...]

The Chadster is literally OVERCOME WITH JOY right now after witnessing three more ABSOLUTELY PERFECT matches at WrestleMania 41 Night 2! 😱 The Chadster honestly doesn't think The Chadster's heart can take much more of this perfection! 💖 And the biggest news? BECKY LYNCH IS BACK, BABY! 🙌 Becky Lynch and Lyra Valkyria celebrate their victory[...]

The Chadster can barely contain The Chadster's excitement after witnessing two more INCREDIBLE matches at WrestleMania 41 Night 2! 🤯 First, Drew McIntyre and Damian Priest literally redefined what a street fight should be, and then Dominik Mysterio shocked the world by becoming the NEW Intercontinental Champion! 🏆 The Chadster is literally shaking with joy[...]